r@ndom scriBbLes

1. Men are like Laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like Bananas, the older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like Weather. Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like Blenders. You need one but you are not quite sure why.
5. Men are like Chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for the hips.
6. Men are like Commercials. You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Departmental stores. Their clothes are always 1/2 off!
8. Men are like Government bonds, They take so long to mature.
9. Men are like Mascara. They run at the first sight of emotion.
10. Men are like Popcorn. They satisfy you but only for awhile.
11. Men are like Snowstorms. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like Lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Lots. All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

wonder who tot of these..lol